As performed live on the Eamonn Holmes Show - BBc Radio 5 Live - February 14th 2009.

Scolari! O, Oh!

Arrivederci! O, O, O, Oh!

You'll fly away to Sao Paulo

Away from the mad Shed-End crowds, O

They will sing in the glow of that fact that they know that with Gus they will be mighty fine.

So leave Blue-confusion and Roman's delusion behind.

Just bank 15 million, and trim that Brazilian... moustache!

Di-dee-ya, O, Oh!

Why you no play O, O, O, Oh?

Gus Hiddink is now your new boss,

So behave, don't go making him cross.

Michael Ballack, Frank Lampard, Kalou, Deco too, JT, Joe Cole, Malouda, Mikel.

Jose's gone, Avram too. Play bad, Kenyon'll be after you.

Sexy football for Roman, or else it's the Gulag for you!

Bye, bye, Big Phil O, Oh!

Ciao Zola! Bring Clark-ey too!